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That depends on the country you ordering to. You get to choose the carrier during order. In general we work with Zásilkovna (Packeta) GLS, DHL.
Delivery time by country:
Czech republic 2-3 days
Slovakia 3-4 days
Rest of EU 3-7 days
Worldwide shipping time varies by delivery country.
We ship the order ASAP. Very often the same day it is placed or the next business day.
Delivery by courier within the Czech Republic takes 2 to 3 working days. We often ship the order on the day it is created or the next business day. After sending, the chosen carrier should contact you and inform you about the delivery. If nothing arrives even on the fifth working day, it's probably not his (or our) hangover.
Email us at rumpel@lifeisporno.com that still nothing has arrived and we will search.
The order will be returned to our shipping partner. We are in this for a 100 CZK, because we have to pay the postage. If the order is paid for, after the return / processing we will contact you and sort out the refund. If not, we're pissed for a while.
But somehow we breathe it out. But beware if it happens more than 3 times you will be blacklisted and you don't want that!
How we enjoy it. But mostly we have 2-4 releases per month. You can learn about them from our Instagram or from our newsletter, which you can sign up for in the footer of our website.
Very slim. Perhaps somebody does not pickup the product and it will be readded back to the e-shop. Do not expect a restock of our stuff though.
Of course, however THE STORE IS CLOSED TEMPORARILY. We hope to re-open soon.
We can't help you with that, sorry.
Not currently. For each product, as the last picture, there is a size chart with the exact measurements of the given product. Then compare them with what you normally wear ;)
Card or Cash on delivery which is dependant per country and courier. Our partner Shopify payments offer payment card, Apple Pay, Gpay. In the Czech republic you can choose Cash on Delivery.
Cash on delivery is available only if your order is delivered to Czech republic.
Yeah, you can. If the product doesn't fit, pack it unworn in the same box and send it to the following our address or Zásilkovna point near to our Forbidden Spot.
You can find more information here. If you don't know what to do, write to us at e-mail: rumpel@lifeisporno.com
The customer pays fee for the when returning or exchanging goods, unless it is our fault.
Simply email us at rumpel@lifeisporno.com and Rumpel will answer. Give us up to 2 business days to answer, ok?
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